Kristen Bealer

Blood, Sweat, and Cheers: Chaos erupts when Jane Lane does the unthinkable: she joins the cheerleading squad.  An alternate universe story that branches off from “The F Word.”

Over the River and Through the Mood Swings: What could be worse than Thanksgiving dinner with a dysfunctional family?  Two Thanksgiving dinners with two dysfunctional families.  The Morgendorffers learn this the hard way in a precanon holiday story.

A Monster in the Unmaking: Steve Taylor ponders about his past as Brittany tells him her intentions of dumping Kevin.

A Little Knowledge Is A Dangerous Thing A short story about what happens when Kevin and Brittany interrupt Daria, who has been in the library studying urban legends

But What About The Baby (Sitter)?! When Quinn is grounded for seriously infecting the household computers with viruses, Daria is “assigned” to cover for Quinn’s babysitting jobs. These include Tad and Tricia Gupty, plus the Phillips and the Hanlons. For the Phillips, she must care for Jonathan, an infant, which includes the feared job of changing diapers.

Card Games Ten-year-old Daria Morgendorffer finds herself suddenly popular when the other girls in her grade learn that she has an adult library card. While she initially enjoys the attention and likes the fact that the other children are reading, she becomes concerned about what they are reading.

Country Wisdom A story that fills in what happened to Daria the night of the “End of Summer” campfire at Camp Grizzly mentioned in the episode, “Camp Fear”. Finding herself alone in camp, 12 year old Daria goes for a walk and discovers the other campers around the fire and figures out what happened. Angry, she marched away and found herself far from camp, and found unexpected company.

Daria’s Inferno: A Not-So-Divine Comedy Jane leads Daria on a trip through Hell, in more ways than one. A parody of “Dante’s Inferno.”

It’s Like the Beginning of an Era In seventh grade, nothing will keep Sandi from becoming popular… not even volunteer work. Based on a flashback from “Daria Dance Party.”

I’ve Waited Here for You What if Daria had asked Trent out at the end of “Lane Miserables”?

Squandered Potential Anthony DeMartino’s first year at Lawndale High School may also be his last.

The Idiocy A script format parody of The Odyssey, featuring the Daria cast in the classical roles.

The Life and Death of Stacy III A short work that borrows from the Bard to explain Stacy’s innermost thoughts.